You know who’s been a real Asshole this month? Jerks.
My parents showed me a copy of a statement their Bishop, John M. Quinn, sent out to his parishioners after the marriage equality bill passed. If you're not Catholic, the Bishop is the one that can only move diagonally. He's also an asshole.
Germany. They are the biggest pretentious douchebags.
This Months Asshole is a total dick, in shape at least. Behold Florida!
The asshole for the month of May, was probably Monsanto. I mean come on Bio-piracy, show up even though nobody wanted you, and ask for money for things people already know. Asshole.
A few weeks ago, Justin Bieber was in Amsterdam for all the wrong reasons. Most mature adults go to Amsterdam to see what hookers are like on mushrooms. Bieber, however, had different plans.
Kjell joins us to talk burgers, moving around, merch, and staying the hell away from comics after shows. He remembers hating things to feel better about everything. Kjell also reflects on how comfortable he used to be, enjoying the hate, and Hamburger Hamlet. Tom announces he is moving to L.A. All this and more in the Season finale of Dirty Bomb Shop.
I wrote the majority of this while naked.
Lets all go to the lobby in this April fools episode
P-Bau joins the show to brag about doing comedy for 20 years, growing up in a family of comics, and why working is lamer than stand-up. Kait Varkados sits by and listens in. Moving, coming back, and cat noises all await you on this magic audio trip. Click READ MORE to listen.
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